Let's Talk About Matt Damon's New Ponytail

Hey Matt Damon, what's up? We know you're probably busy consoling your BFF Ben Affleck over pints of Ben & Jerry's and hands of blackjack, but we gotta talk for a minute. Just one minute, OK? Great. Thanks.

You have a ponytail. There, we said it. But now, we still don't know how to feel about it.

On Thursday, you appeared at a press conference for your latest film The Great Wall with your golden locks pulled back so the tips of your tail still grazed your shoulders. We can only imagine how long your curls would fall when unburdened by a hair tie.

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Here's the thing: We're kind of into it. We never expected an actor like you to grow out your hair into a hipster barista 'do. And we definitely never expected you to pull it off. Yet here we are: swooning over your ponytail.

So three cheers to you, Matt, for never failing to surprise and always finding new ways to make us love you more.

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